Yesterday night, I had sweet dreams...of Marisa Tomei

Yesterday night, I had sweet dreams...of Marisa Tomei

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Yeah...that's her as in the movie "My Cousin Vinny"....

You see, this property dispute case has been dragging on due to some Joe..hold it, hold it...my keyboard's jammed up again. Where do I begin ?

Anyway, I dreamt....that I was Joe Pesci...a lawyer. Yeah, that's me. And I was defending

the property dispute myself....and of course,
there was Marisa...
Anyway, she looked lovely..Marissa Tomei..Lady in Black.

For all ya female readers out there...try out this outfit. Check it out on the roads.
I'm suuuurrre...like Joe Pesci said in the movie "My Cousin Vinny".....you'll find you look damn attractive.

Heh, heh...those arguments between Joe Pesci and his girlfriend made it more memorable.
Now...why do I feel like Joe Pesci, huh?

So, this Lady in Black was saying to me.."The Bureau has the records. All the records! Why are you worrying about Biman or the other two?"

I was as dumb as Joe Pesci, "What Bureau ?"

Marisa shot back at me, "You are SOOO DUMB." And told me something....

I woke up with a start...

Heck, she also starred in "What Women Want"...saw that...drove Mel Gibson nuts.

Yeah...that's what they do all the time, I tell you.

The Meditating Cat and Sukumar Roy

Above pic is from a book "Ho-Jo-bo-Ro-Lo" by Sukumar Roy, a legendary writer of Bengal. The drawings are by him...

Lucid dreams......

About this LEGAL CASE of mine. While dozing off, deep from the realms of my subconscious mind.....appeared a vision....

The Cat ! It was always the Cat !
I found the Cat was really somewhere near the premises of the Indian Statistical Institute
! I could not believe that I would find the answer over there.

The Cat had the Answer.....What I thought was the handkerchief, was actually the Cat !
And that's why, having all the Answers, it's got that MISCHIEVOUS look.

So, I started listening to the Cat..sometimes yawning, taking its time...but slowly revealing the Mystery. After all, it could afford to....

Of the 14.5 kottahs of land....
And then the Cat reminded me of one of....one of
My guru, who is younger than me, and is currently in the United Kingdom, was a 'black belt'...he gave me a very important lesson of martial arts :
"Debajyoti, remember always....It's 70% defense, 30 % offense."

Thankfully,I have revealed only 20 % of my LEGAL capabilities.

The Cat really liked it, had a hearty laugh, suddenly swiped at a passing small spider...munched it up, juicy morsel....

And giving me a wink...this Cat said, "Yes, good you've revealed only 20% of your LEGAL capabilities. Have a nice day"

Before yawning, and getting up to take it's evening stroll, the Cat gave a parting shot,

"And congrats that your Dad's excellent piece of work 466 page Book 'Elements of Quantum Mechanics' has been published. Your job as an Editor was O.K."

It then jumped over the fence and disappeared.

I should have guessed...it was Always......the Cat !

Why we, despite our best brains, really can't make much money

And I mean clean, honest money.

• Primary Reason is Lack of Unity.
• The Sub-Conscious Desire to Outwit Everybody...since we are the brainiest.
• Point 2 creating Distrust.....
• Getting Emotional at everything.

This is why nothing's going to happen here...even if something constructive happens...it'll vanish.

Damn.......I'm tired.

My Current Fantasy.....as of now

Is to catch each and every one of those 10+ people, including me......who are connected to this Property dispute case.....legal civil proceedings, that is

And subject everyone....to this series of tests to COME TO THE TRUTH :

• A Polygraph Lie-detector test. Preferably under sedatives.
• "Truth Drug" 1.....sodium pentathol
• "Truth Drug" 2 in session 2.....combo of scopolamine,temazepam and other stuff for interrogation
• Interrogation by a team of 3 specialists
• Video-recording of the entire episodes.
• Analysis of the polygraph chart showing blood pressure fluctuations, retinal analysis, pulse rate, facial muscle analysis, etcetera.

The Truth will come out....

Transcendental Meditation.....zzzzzz

Of

Transcendental Meditation
Lucid Dreaming
Deep Breath Relaxation
Guided Imagery
...............and more and more...................

Of

Rishi Aurovindo & the Meditating Cat
Dalai Lama He Who Scared China
Osho the Message
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and someone with the Beatles
...the Giggling Maharaja

Hmmmm...am analyzing 5 sets of female siblings

Elder Sister versus younger sister.

In all the cases.....there seems to be similarity.

The elder one is pro-establishment, more disciplined, "nice girl", tends to follow a traditional norm...
The younger one is anti-establishment, prone to taking risks, has many boyfriends....

Hmmm.......

Now I forgot the reason why ? Read a detailed analysis in the newspapers years ago, but can't really recollect.